Monday, June 05, 2006

Justifications

Justifications for not being vegan... Coincides with my last post...

1) Humans need to drink cows milk, just like dogs need to drink deer's milk.

2) People shouldnt eat beans, only because they make you fart if you dont chew them.

3) Cows like being milked, just like human mothers never complain about breastfeeding.

4) Cows dont mind being impregnated over and over again, just like women love to be raped again and again.

5) Humans need to eat meat laden diets to live a long life, just like Mr. Atkins did!

6) Not drinking milk makes you weak, just like puny Jack Lalane (who doesnt drink milk!)

7) Animals were put on earth for us to eat them, and thats why we value cannabalism in our society!


Hope you like those!

4 comments:

Tigersan said...

I like your blog :)

And, I agree, dogs never need to drink the milk from deer ;)

Cat said...

I love them!

You have an interesting blog plus interesting easy recipes.

I just started out as a vegetarian & your blog is a great way to start :)

Take care,
Cat

Sexy Vegan Chick said...

Thank you very much.

I try to make my recipes easy. Not to mention, I have to be able to make it :)

Sheila said...

You raise some great points. I wish that more people thought like you. Animals need to be given a voice (that stupid people that eat them understand), well done!

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