How to Celebrate a Vegan St. Patrick's Day!

You don't have to eat corned beef to celebrate St. Patricks Day. Here are some ways to celebrate veganly!

• Be Irish. Not that you'll be able to do this if you aren't Irish to begin with, but St. Patty's Day is always better when you're Irish (I'm 50%, which is how I know what to write here)
• Wear green. Duh. Or else it will be my personal mission to pinch you.
• Eat an Irish Breakfast.
• And then an Irish Supper.
• Paint a shamrock on your face using eyeliner, and wear green makeup.
• Make some kind of dessert with green frosting.
• Talk with a brogue. But make sure you know what it's supposed to sound like because if you go around with an English accent you will get slapped.
• Don't wear orange (like my Grandpa does every year), unless it is part of an Irish flag, or a hurling/footie uniform (I'm wearing my Carlow county jersey tomorrow, which has some orange on it.)
• Play hurling or gaelic football. Hurling is pretty much lacrosse+baseball on crack, and gaelic football is soccer with your hands and some crazy dribbling rules. Mad fun.
• Kiss an Irish person.